JD Hayworthless

JD Finally Gives Up

Administrator — Wed, 15 Nov 2006 17:19:35 +0000

On JD's website he finally posted his goodbye. It is the end of an era in Arizona. There is no doubt that JD will head straight to K Street to make his fortune as a lobbyist for big oil or drug companies. After all, Tom Delay and Rick Santorum did their best to stack the management of those K Street firms with loyal Republicans.

Day 5 Count…

Administrator — Mon, 13 Nov 2006 14:46:36 +0000

JD is still behind by 6,000 votes - the same number he was behind the day of the vote. As the absentee votes are counted, his lag remains steady. The Arizona Republic reports that more than 180,000 ballots are left and are counted at a rate of 25,ooo per day. JD has another week to live in denial.

The Last JD Saga

Administrator — Sun, 12 Nov 2006 22:03:23 +0000

In public JD will pout.
In private he’ll sob and he’ll shout,
“My people have failed me,
My constituency has nailed me!
The buggers have voted me out!”

“The power! The fame! The food!
All that money I could have pursued!
I’m so disapointed
I won’t be annointed
to go back and screw over you!

“I guess I acted unwise
in a way that the people despise
but it’s George I will blame
for upsetting my game
and taking away my grand prize!”

“Damn Democrats!”, JD will sob
but the Dems won the wise-voter mob.
It’ Harry that will bow
up in Washington now
and he’ll perform a much better job!

So here is a lesson that’s new:
be honest and humble and true.
If you act like a jerk
while doing your work
America will come after you!

Rush Defends JD’s Loss with Lies

Administrator — Fri, 10 Nov 2006 06:29:17 +0000

Rush Limbaugh and JD Hayworth must be true buddies to the end. Rush had tried to make JD feel better by spouting off that the reason JD lost was because he is in a Democratic district. Below is a quote from RL's November 9 show:

RUSH: J.D. Hayworth is from Arizona. Now, he's one of the Republican freshmen of '94, and he won that race by a very slim margin, because it's a Democrat district.

Rush must have popped a couple of Hydrocodone earlier because District 5 is about as Republican as it gets. All of the State Senators and Representatives elected were Republican. Republican Senator Kyle won District 5. Quite simply, District 5 was sick of JD's ranting and voted him out of office. JD's loss has stunned a lot of folks, but making up lies that justify it is simply in bad taste.

Team JD Gets Ready to Stack the Deck

Administrator — Thu, 09 Nov 2006 17:33:50 +0000

According to the AZRepublic, the Republican Party is rounding up 72 Republican volunteers to train in the event the Arizona Superior Court rules for a hand count. The Republicans will then swoop in as election workers, trained and selected by JD, to compare the signatures of voters casting early ballots with the signatures on their registration cards.

The special training the JD Republicans receive will include identifying who won the vote before verifying the signature. This special training will allow them to weed out all those pesky early ballots in his opponants favor.

Early mail and election day votes cast in District 5 number about 150,000. This vote shows JD losing by 4% of the vote. The JD camp told the AZ Republic they think there are another 100,000 provisional and absentee ballots yet to be counted. Nobody knows the number of these ballots left, but if this were the case, JD would have to flip his 46% to 50% loss, to a 53% to 47% lead in these ballots. Considering the votes taken by the Libertarian candidate, that ratio will probably have to be higher. That's not likely.

JD Refuses to Step Down

Administrator — Thu, 09 Nov 2006 02:00:48 +0000

Even with the early voting tabulated, JD is a loser. This from the Maricopa County Elections office:

US Rep Dst 5
100% (250 of 250) precincts reporting
Vote for 1	EV VOTES	TOTAL VOTES
REP - HAYWORTH, J.D.	3537	65122
DEM - MITCHELL, HARRY	3241	71077
LBT - SEVERIN, WARREN	166	4620

It is just like JD to deny his opponent his glorious election day in the sun. What a baby. They will probably have to have the military drag him out of his lofty Congressional office.

Hayworthless is a Loser!!

Administrator — Wed, 08 Nov 2006 04:18:15 +0000

With 75% of the precincts reporting, JD is a looser with only 44% of the vote. As always I knew that CD5 was not a bunch of stupid Republican robots. Read it here.

Get Out and Vote Today!!

Administrator — Tue, 07 Nov 2006 17:46:48 +0000

JD Dresses Down Students at ASU

Administrator — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 01:54:57 +0000

In an interview with the ASU Web Devil, JD Hayworth shows his true colors. He talks down to the student rag in the following:

What are the most important issues for ASU? (asked by Web Devil)

I think funding for continuing research. I think it's vitally important … in terms of just research investment from the federal government coming to ASU, to continue to move it into distinction as a major research institution. We want research and want ASU as a major learning center in the 21st century to be second to none.

When I think of cutting edge research, I think of stem cells. JD is squarely against stem cell research as funded by the federal government. Just what "investment from the federal government" does JD Hayworth think is coming to ASU? Perhaps some weapons research or chemical weapon research….

When asked why ASU students should vote for JD Hayworth, he cites the research reasons once again:

Why should ASU students vote for you?

I mean what I say and I say what I mean. I've been one of the best advocates for increased research at ASU. I've worked hard so we've been prepared for the 21st century. I think I have a proven record for success.

I mean what I say and I say what I meant…isn't that a FogHorn LegHorn quote? I challenge JD to name one political action he has put forth - yet sponsored even, that has brought reasearch dollars to ASU.

Mama always said she drowned the dumb ones…perhaps JD's mom let this one go because he was squealing so loud.

Judge Sentences Man Linked to Ambramoff

Administrator — Sat, 28 Oct 2006 16:34:21 +0000

The NY Times reports that David Safian, a White House Budget Official, that lied to investigators about his relationship to convicted lobbyist Jack Abramoff, has been sentenced to 18 months in jail.

Judge Paul Freedman of the Federal District Court admonished the convicted liar at sentencing. His remarks reflect the publics growing disgust with the current culture of corruption in Washington. According to the Times:

“He came to work in an environment that has become, frankly, more and more corrupt,” Judge Friedman said in announcing Mr. Safavian’s sentence, which was half of the three-year prison term sought by the Justice Department.

“It’s become corrupted by money,” Judge Friedman added. “You’ve literally got lobbyists sitting in Congressional offices writing legislation. That’s what’s going on.”

Mr. Safavian’s crimes, he said, were a “classic case of abuse of the public’s trust.”

JD Hayworth, this one's for you: Bad boys, bad boys…whacha gonna do…..whacha gonna do when they come for you?