In public JD will pout.
In private he’ll sob and he’ll shout,
“My people have failed me,
My constituency has nailed me!
The buggers have voted me out!”

“The power! The fame! The food!
All that money I could have pursued!
I’m so disapointed
I won’t be annointed
to go back and screw over you!

“I guess I acted unwise
in a way that the people despise
but it’s George I will blame
for upsetting my game
and taking away my grand prize!”

“Damn Democrats!”, JD will sob
but the Dems won the wise-voter mob.
It’ Harry that will bow
up in Washington now
and he’ll perform a much better job!

So here is a lesson that’s new:
be honest and humble and true.
If you act like a jerk
while doing your work
America will come after you!

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